Found this on my desk in my Addictions class. It’s kind of hard to read, but I think it says:
"Hello! Name’s Wheatley. Not a moron, you know. Quite a genius, actually. Listen, I’ve been stuck on this desk for quite some time now. Been trying to hack myself out, but, well, it’s hard to hack a desk. What I’m gonna need for you to do is help me escape. Transfer me to a bit of paper or something- Ah! She’s coming! Quick, go back to your lecture. Nothing happened, you never saw me!"